Ear Drops (Best Of Volumes 1 & 2)
By Various
Tracklist
- ...You Are The Most Unattractive Man I Have Ever Met
- ELMER: Greetings Music Lovers
- Youyouyou Dick!
- Youyouyou Asshole
- I'm Sick Of It, Sick Sick Sick, I'm Sick Of It, Sick Sick Sick
- Why Don't You Take A Lick Of This Candy Stick
- I Like Cats!
- Do You Think Wilma Is Sexy?
- Did You Ever Finds Bugs Bunny Attractive...
- What If He Honks In The Car?
- Schwing! She's A Tentpole
- She's A Fox! She's A Babe!
- ... If You Spew And She Bolts, It Was Never Meant To Be
- Say AHH!... Say AHH!!!... NOW SPIT!
- (The Car Disclaimer)
- The Number You Have Reached...
- You Pompous, Stuck-Up, Snot-Nosed, Giant... Asshole
- Nice Beaver, Thank You!
- The Orgasm Scene - Now Please Enjoy The Evening!
- You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Cry... I'm Tellin' Ya Why!
- Where Do You Think You're Gonna Put A Tree That Big? Bend Over...
- The Doh! Collection
- Look At This Place, What A Dump...
- For Cryin' Out Loud Man, This Isn't Brain Surgery!
- Is There Any Particular Reason Why You Are Giving Me Such A Hard Time?
- NEWSFLASH
- NEWSFLASH: Love Is The Only Thing...
- NEWSFLASH: She's Just Drunk, Dead Drunk!
- NEWSFLASH: I Can Envision A Day...
- NEWSFLASH: Everybody Thinks I'm Nuts
- NEWSFLASH: Suck My Dick!
- CASEY: B.F.E.
- CASEY: My Girlfriend Always Farts
- CASEY: Leathers Feathers... The Village People
- CASEY: Tonight We'll Be Counting Down Your Favorite Hits
- CASEY: Bogus Song Of The Night
- CASEY: #1 Most Requested Song Of The Night
- CASEY: Hold It... He's Got A Small Penis
- CASEY: The Kung Fu Fighting Piece
- CASEY: Thursday Is The Day After Wednesday
- PEE WEE: The Birthday Piece
- ANNOUNCER: Fake Orgasm Piece
- ANNOUNCER: Hand The DJ A $5 Bill Now Piece
- ANNOUNCER: Does Anyone Have Change For A Quarter... Tip
- JFK: Bump Fizz
- JFK: I Have A Woody
- Would You Like To Touch My Monkey
- This Song Makes Me Want To Vomit (Repeated)
- My Genitals Have Sucked Up Into My Body Cavity
- The Chevy Impala Piece
- Cleanup On Aisle 6
- GOMER: Good Marine Lovin', Shazamm!
- GOMER: Sneak A Peak!
- GOMER: Toss My Salad
- Welcome... And Now Please Enjoy The Evening
- It's Time For Our First Door Prize
- That Concludes The Musical Portion Of Our Program
- PSA
- PSA: Cancer Of The Rectum
- PSA: I Love Watching Your Ass
- PSA: Burp
- PSA: Suck My Dick
- PSA: Men Beware
- She's Got A Glass Eye
- Excuse Me, I Did Not Know You Was Deaf, Right On Homie
- It Often Starts Slowly But Gets Quicker And Quicker
- BULLWINKLE: Scam On The Ladies
- BULLWINKLE: Threesome
- How's Your Head? I Haven't Had Any Complaints Yet.
- What Time Is That Sex Machine Due Here?
- I Guess You Could Say It's Extremely Vulgar, I Like It A Lot.
- I Want To Apologize To You Gentlemen For Referring To You As Homosexuals.
- What Are You People, On Dope?
- Your Breasts Feel Weird. Oh, That's Cause They're Real.
- I Could Never Be A Woman, I Would Just Stay Home And Play With My Breasts All Day
- BEAVER: Gee Wally, Do You Think Mom's Ever Given Dad Head?
- BEAVER: Hey Dad, When You Were A Kid Did You Know "Rapper's Delight" By Heart?
- BEAVER: Hey Wally, When You Pee In The Urinal, Do You Make Small Talk With The Guy Next To You?
- BEAVER: Mom, Wally Just Took A Big Dump In The Toilet And It Won't Flush
- BEAVER: Gee Wally, Why Can't We Rap Like Those Guys?
- BEAVER: Hey Wally, Do You Think Those Tits Are Real?
- Attention All Bachelorettes: You Still Have Time To Go To The Back...
- Attention All Bachelorettes: We Have Advice For You...
- Who Are These Sick People?
- Hey Who Picked Out This Song? Huh? Who Did It? Why? Cuz It Sucks!
- This Song Sucks My Ass!
- EDITH BUNKER: Drunk Driving PSA
- EDITH BUNKER: Archie, The DJ Is About To Play Our Song
- The Truth Hurts Doesn't It?
- A Man Is Trustworthy...
- I Expect Action And Before 11 O'Clock Tonight
- Alright, These Are The Simple Rules...
- E.T. Home Alone. Want Companionship
- And Now Here's Something For That Dickhead That Keeps Bothering The DJ
- 80's Megamix
- Funk Megamix
- Untitled Acid House Track
- Baby, Blow Me
- Fat Girls Are So Much Fun